You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
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Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
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She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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