His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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