just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
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I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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