it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
There are leaves in my underwear?
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