Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
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I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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