therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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