I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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