ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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