I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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