Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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