No stitches, just platelets and will power
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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