This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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