Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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