I hate all girls vehemently.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
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He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see