is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
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Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
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just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.