Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
These Attractive Criminals Took Sexy Mugshots That Made Them Famous
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"