Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Randomize
