real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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