I'm so fucking centered right now
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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