I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
