Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
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I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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