love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
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Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
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I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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