What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
My vagina is very pro this idea
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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