She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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