All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
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I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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