and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
So squirting runs in the family.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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