I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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