What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
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I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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