At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
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I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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