Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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