She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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