Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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