at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
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I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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