I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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