As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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