you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
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she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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