Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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