you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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