I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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