oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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