Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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