I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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