no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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