please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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