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Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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