Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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