its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
