Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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