remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
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She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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