A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
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Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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