I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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