so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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