I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
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