I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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