The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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