I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
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Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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