She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
There's always time for handjobs
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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