can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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