I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
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Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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