I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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